Naturally, I was born with a fashion curse: I have abnormally large big toes. Easily, it's hard to understand why this is so difficult to deal with. It is rare to find me wearing a pair of open toe shoes, peep toes, flip flops, sandals, or any other kind of footwear where my large toes topple off the front end. Knowing this about myself, I am now wondering, why the hell did I find it necessary to own multiple pairs of striped toe socks?
Toe socks were awfully uncomfortable and painful for my big monster toes. Toe socks were a big fad, and I needed a pair in every single colour of the rainbow. These babies took 100 times longer to put on than regular socks, and felt horrible with an individual sock on each and every toe.
Thinking back to this ghastly fad, I am quite positive that everyone who wore them found it amusing to show off their multi-coloured feet, including me. I promise these socks will never be hot again, and I also promise to keep these bad boys (my toes) locked up!
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